4.15.2006

In question: The last 48 hours

How are you? How's college? Are you dating anyone? Why not? I know you're not, but are you gay? Why don't you marry someone around here? How about her? Is she too tall? What ever happened to that girl who lived down the street from you? What about ... ? Why do you get so defensive? Do you like her? Why can’t I remember her name…? Will you get the phone? Please ... will you bring me my medicine? I haven't had dinner, so I'm not driving to Kankakee; will you do it? Do you want me to come with? How far is it? What's bothering you? Do you want to talk about it? Are you mad that you have to bring your grandmother's medicine? Who's responsibility is it then? Hasn't your grandfather done enough already? Don't those clouds look ominous? The rain is bad; are you going to pull over? Do you think we'll get a tornado? Are you watching out for the guys in front of you? How far is it now? Do you think we should pull under this overpass? Are you just being brave for me? Aren't you scared? Shouldn't you turn right here? Are you sure this is the hospital? Is this the entrance? Do you know what room she's in? Should we ask? What way did she say? Is this the right way? Did the doctor say she could have these? Did you bring the medicine? Where's your grandfather, out getting drunk? How was the ride here? Do you hate me? Are you sure this is the way we came in? Where did you park the car? Can we stop for coffee? Is it safe to stop here? Do you want anything? Will you put on 780 AM. Is this the exit for Thawville? Shouldn't you turn right here? Are you still upset that you had to go? Are you going to bed now? What time are you getting up tomorrow? ... Are you playing against real people? How much do you play for? Win anything? Want some Oreos? What do I do with your grandmother? … Are you getting up any time soon? ... Have you been up to the town sale yet? Did you go to any garage sales yesterday? Plan on buyin' anything at the auction? Sir, do you need a buyer number? Danny, will you get me a hamburger or somethin'? Do I hear six now seven ... seven now eight and eight now nine ...? What can we get you? How much did this cost? Isn't that outrageous? Do you want a quick job, sir? Will you find buyer number 613 and stable this paper to his ticket? How are you? How's college? Dating anyone? Did you find the number? Want another job? Oh, how your grandma? Is she still in the hospital? Are you gonna work the sale next year? Tell your grandma we’re thinking about her, will ya? Have you been home yet? Did you find out what your grandmother wanted? When did she get home? … Where’s your grandfather, the bastard? Do you think he could come sit with me? Where’s my medicine? Will you get me some potato salad? Are you sure I dropped it? Did I break the potato salad? Do you think I’m crazy? Will you get me a cold Coke? Where’s my medicine? … See anything good up there? Is your mother still working up town? What do you want for dinner? Wouldn’t you rather have a pot roast than pizza? Don’t you eat pizza all the time at college? What vegetable do you want with the roast? Does your mother have any green beans? … Honey, is something bothering you? Why do you look depressed all the time? Would you even tell me if there was something wrong? When did they put you on the website? When did they take the picture? You know I’m very proud of you, right? Does your aunt want any other vegetable? Is that ---- across the street? Are you gonna say hi? … How the heck are ya? Where have you been? When was the last time we played poker, last summer? Do you play often at school? How’s college? Dating anyone? Are you gonna set up games this summer? How’s your grandmother? … Are you gonna eat? How were we supposed to know when you were coming back? Will you make sure your grandmother repays the neighbor for the green beans? Is that all you’re gonna eat? Do you want ketchup? What do you think about all the illegals? What are we gonna do with ‘em? Do you think Bush should be impeached? Why not? Are you happy with the job he’s doing? Didn’t you vote for him? Don’t you go to church as school? Don’t your friends? Do they try to bring you along? What will you do if you fall in love with a girl who wants to get married in a church? What if she wants to baptize your children? Shouldn’t everything you do glorify God? Aren’t you grateful for everything he’s given you? Then who made the trees and the flowers and the sky? Would you vote for Hillary? Who would you vote for? Isn’t a liberal between a Republican and a Democrat? What exactly do you value? So, you’re selfish? What have we solved by arguing? Aren’t there still problems? What are you solutions? Then who’s job is it to solve the world’s problems? Do you want a Coke? … Which headlight is out? Do you need an oil change? Do you care if they approve of the way you live your life? Does it matter what they think? Pull the van around the back, will ya? Do you want to clean it out while you’re here? Who’s coming? Is it Ted? Where are you living this summer? Are you living there next year? Who are you living with? How did two girls end up in the house? Isn’t it strange to be living with two girls? Do you people run around naked? Where did Ted go? To hell with what he thinks, eh? Are you certain it’s what you want to do? Are you happy? Then what the fuck does his opinion matter? Are you going in the house? … Will we see you in the morning? What time are you getting up? Are you to church? It’s Easter, why not? Oh, Danny, does college do this to everyone? … Will you get me a cold Coke? … What are you working on? Free Financial what? Is your computer still holding up? Why is it so dusty? Do you want breakfast in the morning? What do you want? … Will you get me a pretzel? Where’s your grandfather? … What? … Are you still working on homework? When is it due? You know I love ya, right? Do you need anything? Are you leaving tomorrow or Monday? … Do you want to save the changes you made to this document? … Have you forgotten your password? Post? Sign out? … Will you get me a cold Coke?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thats amazing, how did you remember all that? i love that